A Few More Short Stories.

1. “No! I’d never leave you! I’ll never give you up! I’ll never let you down! Never run around, desert you!” … “Are you Rick-rolling me, in person?” … “HE SPEAKS MY SOUL’S WORDS!”

2. Falling for you was easy. One look into your big eyes was enough to keep me hooked. It would’ve been easier if you talked, blinked. Moved.. And what’s with that jewel in your bellybutton? (this one is actually 34 words, but I couldn't resist. How can I not finish a story about a guy in love with a troll doll?)